After crushing the Indiana Pacers 135-111, the sports writers will have to think of a headline for their recap of the game. My guess is that there will be a pun or two involved. Here, we think of 3 headlines you won't be finding on the front page of ESPN this morning.
3. "Anthony Johnson and his Pacemakers send the Pacers into cardiac arrest"
2. "Pacers embarrass themselves and their children: Lose 111-135"
And 1. "Brian Cook grabs 2 boards, helps Magic win 135-111"
It could be worse. I could have said "Magic make losing streak disappear, beat Pacers". Am I Right?
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How about, "JJ stays hot, helps Magic dismantle Pacers"
ReplyDeleteOr, "Pacers fall flat in return trip to Orlando for Diener"