Hedo Turkoglu: “I like this that I’m not ugliest player anymore.”
Dwight Howard: “You know, I didn’t come here to preach to you tonight. But, you know…when I see these contestants-ahh! For the Miss…Black Awareness Pageant-ahh! I feel good!”
JJ Redick: “WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!" (Raises the Roof while screaming)
Marcin Gortat: “He reminds me of first bear I dunk on as small boy."
Keith Bogans: “Muthah-#%@#!”
Courtney Lee-"Didn't she used to be in the WNBA?"
Adonal Foyle-"How is Brian Cook still here?"
Brian Cook-"How am I still here?"
Jameer Nelson- "Well I know my job is not in jeopardy."
Anthony Johnson-"Why they keep bringin in these youngins to try and compete with me."
Jeremy Richardson-"Finally I do not have to bring doughnuts to Cook every morning. By the way how the heck is he still here."
Krispy Kreme Orlando: "We fight to see another day!"