Friday, January 23, 2009

A Green Stuff is Making Me Blue

Ok, I'll admit that I might just be suffering a bit from the loss to the Celtics last night, or more accurately, I'm still a bit raw about the number of Celtics fans in attendance. But seeing all that green in the audience made it all the more noticeable that our very own most loved mascot (except for me of course!) is actually the same color!
Can someone explain to me why Stuff has to be green? Could Stuff not be a blue dragon? Wouldn't it make more sense if the mascot had a similar color scheme as the team? What's that you say? There is no such thing as a blue dragon? Only green dragons? Oh, my bad, I forgot that mythical creatures only come in green.
Or maybe he's green in keeping with the play on words of "Stuff the Magic Dragon" instead of "Puff the Magic Dragon" who was green. But come on, that song is well known to be a metaphor for um, well, some other green "stuff." So, shouldn't a fan friendly mascot such as Stuff want to distance himself from such associations.
So, call me crazy, rail away at my audacity for even suggesting something so sacrilege, but I think it would be great to have a blue Stuff.

Friday's Pun Watch

Here are Friday mornings puns after the Magic fall 90-80 to the Boston Celtics.

Celtics are up to old tricks: Like magic, they win 7th straight
- Boston Globe

Poof! C's drub Magic

More Pulitzer Price level headlines and journalism to come...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Weekly Orlando Events Center Update

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Esta es una prueba

Hola amigos y fanaticos de los Magic....Esta es una prueba del sistema. Recuerden visitar en un futuro cercano para mas informacion, comentarios, y otras cositas que vienen por ahi. Aqui podemos demostrar que Orlando tiene muchos fans hispanos y que seguimos adelante con el equipo. Disfruten la temporada y el tener el mejor record en la liga.

Stuff on Stuff

Rumor mill active today about our very own Stuff the Magic Dragon. Recent reports coming out of Orlando hint that Stuff isn't wearing any stuff under that costume. Remember that next time he pumps his hips at the crowd.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Todays Pun is brought to you by Tim Reynolds (AP)

"A quick glance at the standings shows Orlando is rapidly closing whatever gap exists between the teams. When the Magic wake up Thursday morning, they’ll have the best record in the NBA. Better than LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Better than Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers. Better than any team, period.

Finding a way remain on that perch into Friday morning, well, that’d be a neat Magic trick."

Thank you Mr. Reynolds. It truly will be a neat Magic trick. We could only wish somehow you could make what you just wrote disappear from my brain as well.

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