Showing posts with label Puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Puns. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Magic grab Rafer Alston

4:15 Update:

The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that along with Brian Cook the Magic have sent Adonal Foyle and Mike Wilks in order to make the numbers work.

I will miss Adonal... Best of luck politicin' in the future.

Psst....don't be surprised if Foyle is released and signs back with us! FTW!!

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3:55 Update:

Here come the puns. ESPN main page:


Magic Answer? Rafer Alston going to the Magic might wind up being the most significant trade on an anticlimactic deadline day.


Hardy har har, ESPN.

Here's the story...

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3:37 Update:

ESPN's John Hollinger is running a chat about the trade deadline.


Dan [via inert]: If Stein's reported deal is accurate, wouldn't Orlando have been better off just acquiring Lowry themselves? Also, the post says Cook to Houston, not Memphis.

John Hollinger: (3:22 PM ET ) You are correct on Cook, and actually it would have to be that way for the #s to work. So for Memphis it's basically Lowry for a first. Interesting. I think Orlando wanted Alston more than Lowry -- especially given his history with Stan VG.

Steve (Orlando): So How much does Alston add to the Magic? He's no Jameer Nelson but he seems like a terrific upgrade from Johnson after last night's fiasco

John Hollinger: (3:28 PM ET ) Yes, at both ends. I think he guarantees Orlando reaches the second round of the playoffs, and that added playoff dough is important for a team that just had to borrow $10 million from the league.

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From ESPN:


Marc Stein: Looks like we have a fairly significant three-way deal that has been submitted to the league just before the trade deadline.

NBA front-office sources tell ESPN.com that Orlando is acquiring Rafer Alston from Houston to fill the void created at point guard by Jameer Nelson's shoulder injury.

The Rockets will receive Memphis guard Kyle Lowry, Orlando forward Brian Cook and perhaps two other minimum-salaried players to make the finances work.

The Grizzlies will receive a first-round pick from Orlando.



Friday, January 30, 2009

Fridays Puns



Lets take a look around the interwebs and see what the web is saying about the Magic victory over the Cavs, and the All-Star berths of Jameer Nelson and Rashard Lewis.

"Magic Moments" is on the front page of ESPN.com. Really ESPN? We're now using Drifters songs to describe our wins?

"NBA's Orlando work Magic against Cavaliers" is a headline found on Yahoo! Sports "More News" section. We haven't heard that one before.

And "
It's Magic Again in Orlando, Just Like 1995", is the title of an article on the Bleacher Report.

Do I really need to say anything else?

Credit:
The Associated Press for the photo

Friday, January 23, 2009

Friday's Pun Watch


Here are Friday mornings puns after the Magic fall 90-80 to the Boston Celtics.

Celtics are up to old tricks: Like magic, they win 7th straight
- Boston Globe

http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/articles/2009/01/23/celtics_are_up_to_old_tricks/

Poof! C's drub Magic
- ESPN

http://espn.go.com/

More Pulitzer Price level headlines and journalism to come...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Todays Pun is brought to you by Tim Reynolds (AP)

"A quick glance at the standings shows Orlando is rapidly closing whatever gap exists between the teams. When the Magic wake up Thursday morning, they’ll have the best record in the NBA. Better than LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Better than Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers. Better than any team, period.

Finding a way remain on that perch into Friday morning, well, that’d be a neat Magic trick."



Thank you Mr. Reynolds. It truly will be a neat Magic trick. We could only wish somehow you could make what you just wrote disappear from my brain as well.

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